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gottaletitthappen:

gabyjayy:

remyetienelebeau:

Bob’s Burgers Live Script Read at the Irenic

i already thought bob’s burgers was the best animation i have ever seen, but man, the cast reading the script live makes it a thousand times funnier

AMAZINGGG

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

thepositiveimpact:

awwww-cute:

My pug has become a beautiful puggerfly

PUGGERFLY

thepositiveimpact:

awwww-cute:

My pug has become a beautiful puggerfly

PUGGERFLY

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

orange-plum:

bravenheart:

princess3hunna:

immigra:

Why are the ‘world wars’ called the ‘world’ wars when it was only a bunch a white countries beefing over who gets to control and fuck up the world the most? Why does everything white suddenly become the world?

ah yes 

the world wars were white

remember the white countries japan, china, egypt, libya, morocco, iraq, brazil, the phillipines, thailand, vietnam, burma and ethiopia in the world wars

so white

study study study

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Shoutout to all the horror movies that led to sex.

the-lady-of-reichenbach:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

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Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women: ...must be tough.

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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theangelhastheimpala:

never trust anyone who doesn’t love sansa stark, bela talbot, or martha jones

please DO NOT assume that just because my character is doing something that i as the writer

thedevilsbartender:

  • approve of it
  • am romanticizing it
  • have a kink with regard to it
  • think it is okay for anyone to ever do ever

because sometimes my character does things that I absolutely cringe at and which are almost painful to write.

but my writing a villain does not make me a villian

understand that it is fiction and I do not condone the wrong actions that sometimes are written out on my blog for in-character purposes.

awwww-cute:

my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago

awwww-cute:

my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago