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ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

howishughdancyevenpossible:

"i would let hannibal lecter suck my dick"

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ineffable
[in-ef-uh-buhl]
(adjective) In the list of one of the most 100 beautiful words in the English language, ineffable’s beauty lies in its flowing sound and meaning. Ineffable describes the sentiment of being unable to express something in words because it is too extreme to communicate; words cannot possibly do justice at this particular moment.  (via wordsnquotes)

passific-rim-job:

i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”

mostly10:

… reasons not needed

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok

nbchannibal:

Happy

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October

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FIRST

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neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

ssjdebusk:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

divergencyinfandoms:

ssjdebusk:

ssjdebusk:

i just keep reblogging this because people need to see and know this.

oh look it’s on my dash again. Huh INSTANT REBLOG

specially because on the last one they are looking at Cas, if not mistaken

The most important gifset in all of tumblr.

cant stop wont stop

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Bisexuality level: Dean Winchester

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

thejourneyof-smilesnotmiles:

i like to pause this episode like this

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because then it actually looks like Sam and Dean are decorating the tree and not pushing it over and snapping the branches to stab people with…

beachgnome:

luftangrepp:

Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".

"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"

Fifty Shades of QamuSHa’

Hannibal: Savoureux.

tennants-hair:

pluto is a planet again it’s like the time sir arthur conan doyle killed off sherlock holmes and the fans terrorized him into bringing him back